Animals have stormed the job market in an alternate universe where evolution took a hard left. Forget LinkedIn; we’re talking about LynxIn, where every profile pic features a snout, beak, or whiskers. Here, ‘multi-tasking’ means juggling your prey with your spreadsheet, and ‘office politics’ involves the alpha wolf, literally. Tailor your resume? Sure, but it’s less about bullet points and more about actual tails. It’s a world where ‘working like a dog’ isn’t just an expression, it’s an employee of the month plaque. Let’s just hope the office spider isn’t in charge of the World Wide Web department. It’s a fur-filled rat race, where climbing the corporate ladder has a whole new set of claws. Ok I’ll stop with puns now.
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